Paris Hilton in London, England

Gee what a shock, the search for Paris Hilton’s new best friend is not going well. The New York Post says:

Paris Hilton’s new reality show should be called “I Want To Be Paris Hilton” . Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton’s new MTV reality series, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” and it wasn’t pretty. “It looked like Barbie threw up in there,” said our spy. “All the girls looked like versions of Donatella Versace. They all had bleached blond hair, too-dark tans and were wearing tight, shiny dresses. All the guys that were there were gay. The whole thing was so bizarre.” (Source)

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that so many vapid/plastic/no talents decided to show up to audition to be Paris’ new best friend since that’s exactly what her old best friend was like. The simple truth is that if you really want to be Paris’ best friend and hang out with her everywhere she goes, you need to be one of three things: 1. A mirror, 2. A bottle of Valtrex, or 3. Vibrating.

Paris Hilton in London, England

Paris Hilton in London, England

Paris Hilton in London, England

Paris Hilton in London, England

Paris Hilton in London, England

Paris Hilton in London, England

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