Ellen Degeneres is getting married

Following yesterday’s landmark California Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage, Ellen Degeneres announced on her show (airing today) that she’s marrying her partner Portia de Rossi. A spy in the audience told TMZ:

. . . after Ellen mentioned today’s California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state’s ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O. (Source)

Degeneres told The Advocate:

I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel. (Source)

Yep, just as I suspected. This whole thing’s a scam perpetrated by Crate & Barrel and Pottery Barn shareholders. Gay marriage isn’t about equal rights, it’s about getting free shit. Besides Ellen Degeneres is ugly. Ugly people shouldn’t get married. They should hide.