
Paris Hilton in Moscow, Russia (4/19)
Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with friend Nicole Richie (Paris is dating Benji Madden and Nicole is dating his brother Joel) so they can reap millions from the picture rights. A friend told the New York Post:
“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” (Source)
This story raises the minimum threshold needed for “attention whore” status to an entirely new level. I’d call Paris a sell out for trying to pull off something so blatantly publicity-driven, but that’d be an insult to Judas, Benedict Arnold, and Jenna Jameson’s mouth. If this wedding idea is true — which it’s not — good luck getting any money for these pics. If I wanted to see a disgusting interfamily marriage, I’d wait until Britney and Jamie Lynn’s kids turn 18. You know that shit is gonna happen.












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