Bare shoulder? That whore!

Disney basically wants Miley Cyrus to drop off the face of the planet until the Vanity Fair controversy subsides. According to Page Six, a “highranking Disney employee” was overheard at a luncheon this weekend saying:

“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They’re trying to keep her contained.” (Source)

I know everyone’s up in arms over these pics because Miley’s supposed to be a role model to young girls everywhere. So she causes a generation of girls to grow up and become sluts. Is that really a bad thing? In about ten years, I’m probably gonna go through a midlife crisis. I’ll need those slutty 18 and 19-year-olds to lean on.

NOTE: I love the language. “They’re trying to keep her contained.” In the span of about a week, Miley’s gone from “moneymaking robot” to “infectious disease.”