Lindsay Lohan leaving the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in New York (4/20)

Ashley Olsen had the nerve to say hi to Lindsay Lohan’s “friend” Samantha Ronson at New York’s Beatrice Inn on Friday night. Predictably (or unpredictably if you’re sane) Lohan blew a fuse. A spy told the New York Post:

Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal Sam Ronson. The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” (Source)

Am I the only one that can’t figure out what’s so special about this Ronson chick? As far as I can tell, there can only be two explanations: (1) She either has 9 inch long index fingers or (2) an ability to lick her own eyebrows with her double jointed tongue. Either way, I don’t know what Lindsay’s getting so protective about. Sam isn’t even Ashley’s type. She prefers her significant others to be more brooding, Australian, and decomposing.