John Mayer is banging Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer is probably banging Jennifer Aniston. The two had lunch together Saturday in Miami and then were seen returning to Aniston’s hotel room later that night. People magazine says:

When it came to lunch, “I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal. Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation, says Bell. “I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” he says.

The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach. With his arm around her, Mayer, 30, and Aniston, 39, left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands. (Source)

Is there anyone left John Mayer hasn’t dated? The list of hot chicks he’s nailed is longer than Schindler’s. I guarantee you half of Hollywood could pick his penis out of a lineup. Except Jessica Simpson. She has this nasty habit of passing out when faced with multiple choice questions.