Jessica Simpson in Esquire magazine (May)
That’s Jessica Simpson’s attempt at recreating the “famous” 1965 Esquire cover featuring Virna Lisi. On the one hand she’s topless. On the other she’s shaving. My penis hasn’t been this confused since that time RuPaul blew me. So he’s not actually a chick? My bad.
NOTE: Lisi was unable to be reached for comment because no one knows who the fuck she is.
