Jessica Simpson at LAX Airport (4/10)

Booze and sex. Booze and sex. Booze and sex. That’s pretty much how life has been going for Jessica Simpson since she met Tony Romo. While it was said that the Simpson’s hospital stay last month was because of an “infection”, it was actually because of all the booze and sex. Star magazine writes:

Ashlee Simpson’s big sis was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. on March 28 and remained there for four days. Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a “kidney infection,” but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling. She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very
conscientious about the calories. But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.” (Source)

No wonder Jessica decided to get tested. A pregnancy is a lot like an “infection”. You can get both by practicing unsafe sex. Both can continue to grow in your body if “untreated”. And both plague most of Hollywood at the moment. What’s most surprising is that although many of Jessica’s nether regions were treated for infection, her mouth wasn’t.