A wheelchair? Are you fucking kidding me?

So I guess one of the dudes on Dancing with the Stars, Cristian de la Fuente, hurt his arm or something on Monday during a dance. He had to go the hospital and everything. . . oh god, I can literally feel myself growing a vagina talking about this . . . There was some question as to whether Cristian would be able to continue as a pulled arm muscle makes it damn near impossible to do jazz hands. Anyways he dramatically announced on last night’s show that he would continue:

“Weeks ago, a deaf woman took the chance of dancing. I can dance.” (Ed. Note: The deaf woman he’s referring to is contestant Marlee Matlin)

Believe it or not Cristian, deaf people can dance. They can also do things like drive cars, smile, and vote. A few have been known to actually feed themselves . . . without help! I know you don’t want to believe it, but those freaks are a lot like us normal, “non-broken” people. It shocks me that in 2008 we still have to deal with insensitive people like this. Sigh