Clay Aiken has a fan

An obsessed fan is so in love with Clay Aiken that she’s seen his Broadway show Spamalot more than 40 times. The New York Daily News says:

. . . one of the other actors asked her why she was so devoted to the carrot-topped crooner.

“She said, ‘He is the Savior.’ She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people as they come in. She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.” (Source)

This fat* chick is doing it all wrong. If you’re a desperate woman hellbent on stalking a guy, make sure A) the person is famous, B) that he wears less make-up than you, and C) won’t scream “ewwwww, kooties!” when you show up naked in his bed. Also, I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t going to resurrect himself in the image of Clay. Liberace on the other hand . . .

*assumed