Brooke Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel in L.A. (4/28)

Brooke Hogan came face to face with her dad’s look-a-like girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel yesterday in L.A. That’s Brooke on the right . . . or is that her on the left? Dude, I don’t even know. These bitches need to wear name tags or something. Look below, even the Hulkster’s confused . . . please tell me he’s confused . . . please tell me he’s not knowingly lotioning up his daughter’s ass . . . awww fuck, he is. And he’s wayyyyyy too in to it. I don’t know how big Hulkster’s spank bank is (mine goes back to 5th grade) but I guarantee you it’s full now.

NOTE: I’m sure if you could see Joe Simpson right now, he’d be furiously scribbling notes. “Note to self: install pool.”