Amy Winehouse topless pics traded for smokes

Once again, thank God I couldn’t find these photos. UK magazine The List says:

Amy Winehouse’s imprisoned husband has traded a topless photo of the star to feed his heroin habit. Desperate Blake Fielder-Civil swapped seven images - including one of Amy showing her breasts - with a fellow inmate at London’s Pentonville Prison, for tobacco, which he later exchanged for the class A drug. The other photos - which were published in British Sunday newspaper The People - include shots of the couple canoodling on a hotel balcony on their wedding day, Amy posing in a bra and one of her frolicking in a bikini.

A friend said: “She’ll be livid - the photos are her memories and for Blake to sell them is a real let down. Amy won’t be able to believe he could stoop this low.” (Source)

This story is so fake. Amy Winehouse pictures aren’t even worth a reach around in prison let alone a pack of smokes (don’t ask how I know). Now if these pictures were being sold to the U.S. military to be used as an interrogation tool at Guantanamo, that I could believe. “OK, OK, I’ll tell you where Bin Laden is, but for the love of Allah, don’t make me look at that red bra agai — AHHHHHH, ze goggles, zey do nothing!”