Amy Winehouse during her rampage

Drugs? Check. Alcohol? Check. Assault? Check. Battery? Check. Trashed bar? Check. Random hookup? Check. Amy Winehouse had quite the time last night in London. The singer faces arrest for attacking two men in a wild “drug-fueled bender.” The Sun has the details:

Trouble allegedly began after Amy arrived with pals including Babyshambles star Mik Whitnall at a pub in Camden, North London, after a boozy afternoon in her flat. Once inside, she is said to have hit Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi after he refused to give way to her at the pool table. Mustapha, 27, had a bruised eye and swollen lip. He said: “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back — she’s a woman.”

After playing pool, Amy returned to her flat, but emerged to visit the nearby Bar Tok at 2am yesterday. An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”

The frail-looking star went on to kiss her mystery pal before leaving at 2.45am. Another man tried to get her a cab, but she reportedly thought he was trying to molest her and allegedly butted him in the face. A source said: “He said she was a snarling tigress. It’s said she caused a serious amount of damage.” The alleged victim told cops yesterday. (Source)

This story is interesting and all with it’s assaults, vandalism, and drug induced rages - but what shocked me most is the fact that some dude actually hooked up with that toothpaste-challenged pile of malnourishment. I’d rather make out with Paris’ Vag than stick my tongue down that Gollum wannabe’s throat. If Amy and I were the last two humans on Earth, my kids would be half human and half sheep.