Bare shoulder? That whore!
Disney basically wants Miley Cyrus to drop off the face of the planet until the Vanity Fair controversy subsides. According to Page Six, a “highranking Disney employee” was overheard at a luncheon this weekend saying:
“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The [...]

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Miley Cyrus is writing her memoirs
Fresh off earning a reported $18 million last year, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus just inked a seven figure deal with Disney to write her memoirs . . . April fools! Wait, fuck, it’s the middle of April. Nevermind. Us Weekly says:
The book, [...]

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Thanks Miley, I actually didn’t want to know what color bra you’re wearing
To answer your question Mr. Top Disney Executive, no, it’s not legal to solder a 15-year-old’s uterus shut.

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Miley Cyrus got new teeth
Screw a new car or huge mansion, Miley Cyrus finally bought what she needed most: new teeth. Michael D. Kosdon, a Burbank, Calif. dentist, told Star magazine.
“It looks as though she’s had some porcelain veneers put on her front teeth. And her [...]

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