Britney Spears at Bally Total Fitness in L.A. (4/16)

No your eyes aren’t deceiving you. That’s Britney Spears exercising. What’s more, Britney is in talks to become the new spokesperson for Bally Total Fitness. TMZ says:

Here’s what we know. Brit’s parents have both been talking to Bally about making a deal. Daddy Jamie has the power as co-conservator to make it happen. It all happened because Larry Rudolph, who is coming back to manage the Britster, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally.

During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She’s training with two of the company’s top personal trainers — we’re guessing one for the front and one for the back. She’s also working with the company’s nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day. (Source)

Jaime Lynn would have an easier time convincing me to wear condoms than Britney would getting me to exercise. Bitch can’t even spell exercise. The only reason she’s running on that treadmill is because there’s a giant pile of chips and cupcakes in front of her. “Ima gonna git you snack mountain!”